Transportation, Party and Money: Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down...

By tim12345 - 25/07/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

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By inthecold - 19/02/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

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Low priority

By teebs - 14/01/2020 20:00 - United States - San Leandro

Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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By MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS - 26/12/2013 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

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Thanks, guys

By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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Repo Man

By Anonymous - 15/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Moore

Today, I rented a car via an app for a family function. Turns out it was in default and was repossessed while I was there. I had to ride three hours back home with my girlfriend's dad, who probably thinks I don't pay my bills. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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Cursed lake

By TabbyCat87 - 18/10/2019 16:00

Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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Thanks!

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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UsernameIsUsed 9

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

steal the tires. problem solved.

MinisterOfTheDog 5

Monday 25 July 2011 23:01

It seems to me like you got a free bus.

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HeyImJuli 3

Monday 25 July 2011 23:03

LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATEFARM IS THERE!!

foilindo 0

Monday 25 July 2011 23:06

sorry, but that's hilarious!!! lol

RaineLee 5

Monday 25 July 2011 23:05

Another spelling mistake spotted. Paid, you mean?

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 25 July 2011 23:08

Now you have a broken down party bus to yourselves. Oh, the things I would do if I were you.

safety_jake 4

Monday 25 July 2011 23:08

you should keep the bus

broomhildo 19

Monday 25 July 2011 23:09

I have a feeling you can get your money back quite easily.

safety_jake 4

Monday 25 July 2011 23:12

you should totally keep the bus. and if they chase you up about it just say its only fair... then ask him if them wants to join the party

TheLetterZero 7

Monday 25 July 2011 23:13

YDI for not knowing how to spell "paid."

ericamichelle521 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:26

Except he totally spelled it right....

edogy 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:13

You're right 23, op said "paid", instead of "paid" which are 2 totally different examples.

tyty22796 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:16

ur a total dumbass

RaineLee 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:22

Earlier today it was spelled as "payed" before FML edited it.

iAintEvenMad 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:56

23- shut the **** up for trying to be sergeant hardass over here and trying to correct something that has no point in being corrected.

nlr 9

Monday 25 July 2011 23:14

call the cops and a tow truck problem solved

ilovepotatoes419 14

Monday 25 July 2011 23:34

smash up the car. it's not yous lol

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