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By DefinitelyNotOKCupid - 23/02/2016 22:33 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my friend was talking about this amazing guy she's been chatting to on an Internet dating site. She kept saying how hot he was. I asked to see. Turns out my boyfriend of 6 months is considered amazing and hot by other women besides me. FML.

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