FML : Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer...

Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TheHatedOne - / Sunday 21 June 2009 07:26 / Qatar

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By cman85 | 0

#326791 - Sunday 21 June 2009 16:23

so to start to change, the first thing you do is post it on a website...?

By SvDxHaZe | 0

#326772 - Sunday 21 June 2009 16:15

So your a fat, ugly virgin who sits behind his computer all day?

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By mewzik | 0

#326739 - Sunday 21 June 2009 16:05

haha YDI for sure

platypuscatrat | 0

#328884 - Monday 22 June 2009 4:59

YDI for being a stalker.

uLtra_attitude | 0

#328994 - Monday 22 June 2009 5:39

wait, youre the stalker?

Josato | 0

#331454 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:11

Wait. You're an idiot.

lightuup | 0

#952002 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:37

STALKER!!!!!!!!

fmlbai | 0

#988057 - Monday 3 May 2010 23:58

no but he's like the stalker

cherry26272627 | 6

#3828131 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 8:15

And also YDI for taking your friends stalker situation and turning it into a pity party for yourself.

By ocean3684 | 0

#326766 - Sunday 21 June 2009 16:14

lol YDI

By Princess_Peach56 | 0

#326767 - Sunday 21 June 2009 16:14

No way! Your life is defiantly fucked.

woodbutcherson89 | 0

#330380 - Monday 22 June 2009 16:46

"No way! Your life is "defiantly" fucked." ... Defiantly... I think you mean "definitely" but serious rofl at the way your comment turned out.

Josato | 0

#331464 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:14

Yeah! Defiant to the end!

tuxedoandex | 28

#6149240 - Saturday 20 December 2014 15:41

defiantly fucked as in confident sex?...

By melikeulongtime | 4

#326771 - Sunday 21 June 2009 16:15

Hahahaha:)

By SvDxHaZe | 0

#326772 - Sunday 21 June 2009 16:15

So your a fat, ugly virgin who sits behind his computer all day?

hallix | 21

#5641189 - Saturday 24 August 2013 5:39

Aren't we all?

By shiroun | 0

#326776 - Sunday 21 June 2009 16:16

Have you been emailing her?

By cman85 | 0

#326791 - Sunday 21 June 2009 16:23

so to start to change, the first thing you do is post it on a website...?

Agrajagged | 3

#327076 - Sunday 21 June 2009 18:19

Zing!

Alexitis1 | 3

#1047670 - Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:14

#7 wins the whole comment section lol!

By 360_93 | 0

#326799 - Sunday 21 June 2009 16:25

By Glam_fml | 0

#326820 - Sunday 21 June 2009 16:35

Well, get off the computer and start exercising! Oh, and stop stalking people.

By AshleyRose784 | 0

#326832 - Sunday 21 June 2009 16:39

So you complain about being fat, ugly, and on the computer all day on a website? Get outside, take a walk, and tear yourself away from technology for a while. Your life will get better.