Intimacy: Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows...

By Username - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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By Ms.rain - 07/12/2018 12:30

Today my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom to check if I was cheating...... I wasn't. He was looking for some leverage so when he told me he's been fucking my bestfriend for the last year, he could use something against me... FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My bestfriend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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Sunday 27 March 2011 23:50

Do the same thing to her.

Wuuper 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:52

nice friend

Comments

DaySetsFire 2

Monday 28 March 2011 0:01

^win

IIRoxieII 12

Monday 28 March 2011 0:04

haha!! that's hilarious!!

marissabunge23 0

Monday 28 March 2011 0:06

tell him the truth! don't let him keep thinking it was you. and wow you have a great friend..

colincastleberry 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 19:03

lol wisdom 2 live by :)

klonopin_ftw 0

Monday 28 March 2011 0:07

the only sticky situation is in that guys pants

eternalsunlight 5

Monday 28 March 2011 0:17

Sounds like your friend has a crush on your stalker...

A7X_LoVeee 10

Monday 28 March 2011 0:19

THIS IS PRICELESS!!!

klonopin_ftw 0

Monday 28 March 2011 0:45

not really. restraining orders are pretty expensive. so is a good lawyer for the assault charge OP got for kicking her friends ass. and the staplers pants needed to be replaced after his.. uh, "accident"