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By feebae - 19/07/2016 09:45

Today, my friend asked me whether I wanted to go to the gym with her, after grabbing my phone and a backpack I was genuinely disappointed when I found out she didn't mean a Pokémon GO gym. I have no life. FML

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PhantomKitty 26

Saturday 23 July 2016 0:22

Team Valor!

SamW2469 18

Wednesday 20 July 2016 4:18

Well, there could be some Pokemon gyms nearby, as well as some pokestops... all is not lost!

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SamW2469 18

Wednesday 20 July 2016 4:18

Well, there could be some Pokemon gyms nearby, as well as some pokestops... all is not lost!

4everBroken 13

Wednesday 20 July 2016 4:34

I would be too :/

Calarel_bones 12

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:44

Being disappointed about it doesn't mean you have no life.. its a pretty good game where it gets people out of the house, walking around and sometimes even meeting new people. i dont personally play, but i see the benefits. How about after the gym, you ask your friend for an after gym wind down by going for a walk with your phones?

PhantomKitty 26

Saturday 23 July 2016 0:22

Team Valor!

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