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By RainyDay - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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You deserved it 110

Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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You deserved it 3 502

By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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You deserved it 49 543

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By @juicy0rphans - 17/12/2021 17:01

Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML

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You deserved it 129

Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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Son_of_God 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:39

#9 checking your rear view mirror is a good idea but it won't help at all if you have nowhere to go to avoid someone hitting you. The other driver was an idiot.

nateb1tch 1

Friday 23 July 2010 18:42

well where else would se have gone? into the inersection and get t-boned?

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amirn86 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:28

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Son_of_God 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:39

#9 checking your rear view mirror is a good idea but it won't help at all if you have nowhere to go to avoid someone hitting you. The other driver was an idiot.

Altrown_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:15

Wouldn't you have known if you got hit? Like, you know, feeling the car move?

Sens_fan9 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:47

ANUL RAPE!!! lol. thats what she said.

CatieBabey 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:46

how would checking your rear mirror help? I mean yeah you could see the guy coming, but if you're at a red light chances are someone is in front of them, and they can't go anywhere anyway. if they're the first in line at the red light, someone is likely going through the intersection. It's better to let yourself get hit, than to try and avoid it by risking hitting someone else. in the latter scenario, you would end up paying for the damage and having your insurance skyrocket.

Sens_fan9 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:47

ANUL RAPE!!! lol. thats what she said.

sjx 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:18

#13 OP was hoping no one got hit BEFORE the impact. You typically hear teh screeching fo tires before you get hit.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:59

the people who say deserve it can go **** themselves you are indeed ****** yeah they'll pay for it but depending on how bad it is it will still say accident on your insurance

lowcapacityx 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:43

#11! Omg we are definitely on the same page I was thinking the exact same thing... "from behind" was just about to write that too! . . . THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! :]