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By WhyMe - 18/02/2016 15:44 - United States - Mastic

Today, my friend admitted to cutting. When I suggested that he gets help from a professional, he became defensive and started to yelled at me that he wasn't crazy. That's what I get for trying to be a good friend and now he hates me. FML

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