Miscellaneous: Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while...

By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 23:02 - Canada

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 384

You deserved it 13 697

By ButtWorthSingingBout - 01/01/2015 18:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 150

You deserved it 5 583

By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 294

You deserved it 6 594

By MaHalKiTa - 23/07/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 703

You deserved it 4 680

By DepressedCellist - 27/09/2018 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 530

You deserved it 513

By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 902

You deserved it 7 102

By unknown - 31/01/2010 06:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

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You deserved it 46 248

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 271

You deserved it 299

By dog got ur phone - 07/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 996

You deserved it 734

By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 273

You deserved it 30 177

StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:45

He knows his shit.

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:45

That guy is a champ!

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latinjukes 2

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:58

How convenient

ihasbrains 10

Thursday 8 September 2011 9:59

Why the **** are you holding money in your picture? Don't you think that's a bit pretentious?

Xathanos 16

Thursday 8 September 2011 9:02

Skills, your fiancé has them.

Commander223 9

Thursday 8 September 2011 9:04

For some reason I imagined Johnny 3 Tears from Hollywood undead while reading this.

Mysanitywins 10

Thursday 8 September 2011 10:40

I was thinking more Funny Man.

amazingthingz16 0

Friday 9 September 2011 3:43

Hollywood Undead kicks ass

xcarxcrashx 9

Friday 9 September 2011 7:20

Funny Man most def.

amjmvs 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 9:16

Imagine what the man could do in the shower

wikdman300 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:17

So true

mydadpulledout 17

Thursday 8 September 2011 9:38

I got a turkey on wii bowling doing the same thing

GlitteryMasakali 1

Thursday 8 September 2011 9:41

Fun guy

ihasbrains 10

Thursday 8 September 2011 9:54

I was going to say 'No shit, you have a tv in your bathroom?' and then I realized what the FML is about. Funny, lol.

Glockinator 2

Thursday 8 September 2011 10:03

That....... Is amazing

kaiyoshi 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 10:14

Now that's real talent!

stillcare77 5

Thursday 8 September 2011 10:16

he's the shit

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Today, I'm once again stuck on the side of the road. I was borrowing my housemate's old car and it broke down. This comes only days after my own broke down (and will take 3 weeks to repair). None of this is helping my sudden temper and mood swings that have come as a side-effect of discontinuing my anti-depressants. FML

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You deserved it 120

Today, my husband wants a divorce and will be moving out as soon as possible because he can’t stand my mother anymore. He's tired of pushing me to stand up to her, even once, so he's done and is leaving. I’m upset he’s leaving, but I’m equally as upset he’s leaving me alone with my mother. FML

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Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML

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Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML

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You deserved it 2 567

Today, I'm the only person in my company with almost zero chance of contracting COVID, because I literally have no social life. I'm also the only employee who has to get a COVID test every single day. Yay logic! FML

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You deserved it 376

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend gave me a squeaky dog toy because "I don't know why, but it made me think of you." FML

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You deserved it 419

Today, I was having a great time shopping with my gran, until she started complaining about all the foreigners ruining our town, and counting each person who didn't look 100% British. It wouldn't even have been so bad if I wasn't adopted into the family, from Russia. FML

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You deserved it 3 073

Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her off the bed. I found this out in the morning. With my foot. FML

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You deserved it 253

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