Love: Today, my fiancé dumped me right before meeting with his family.... - FML

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By anonymous - 20/01/2016 00:03 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my fiancé dumped me right before meeting with his family. I had to sit through the dinner for 2 hours holding back tears. Turns out his mom hated me because I'm too pretty and she wanted him to date her friend who is 20 years older than him. FML

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