Love: Today, my fiancé and I ended our engagement due to him texting...

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2017 06:45 - United States - Danville

Today, my fiancé and I ended our engagement due to him texting another girl. normally, this wouldn't be a problem but with the massive flirting and other inappropriate suggestions we ended it. he said it was all "staged" to see if I trusted him.

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