Love: Today, my father told me a good friend of mine broke up with...

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By I_Know_Nothing - 16/12/2016 08:30

Today, my father told me a good friend of mine broke up with his girlfriend of 3 years. My father knows more about my friends than i do, FML

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Friday 16 December 2016 23:09

Are you not spending nearly enough time with your friends? Or does your dad spend entirely too much time on Facebook?

aperron96 18

Saturday 17 December 2016 6:06

Maybe you should be a more involved friend?

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Friday 16 December 2016 23:09

Are you not spending nearly enough time with your friends? Or does your dad spend entirely too much time on Facebook?

aperron96 18

Saturday 17 December 2016 6:06

Maybe you should be a more involved friend?

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