By tycrist8 - 26/06/2015 23:32 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML
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chuka81 27

It's always a wonderful thing to see children who know what they want to do early in life. In this case, an exotic dancer to pleasure mankind.

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worldclassrager 39

And you successfully have achieved that goal...as in buried good job #12

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funnygiggles12 3

well sir i can say you have came to the right place.

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Silk_Routes 14

hahaaa...how cute she is, let her know once she wd understand the whole scenario

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Quetzal27 12

Wow... this demonstrates that even a lie backfires. Good grief, one wonders what people will think about the parents, OP is just the sister.

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igg125 30

She can dance to pay her way through college one dollar at a time.

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hailzz_96 18

Who names a strip club the golden banana

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Badkarma4u 17

"Dirty skanks with coke and meth habits" was taken

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Sillsallad 15

I googled the club, they have amateur nights ;-)

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worldclassrager 39

Just hope that she changes her mind when she gets older...

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