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By I will die alone - 20/01/2016 01:38
Today, my family and friends have been trying to get me out of the house for weeks ever since a frying pan fire gave me serious burns on my face, only as soon as I left my house this morning a kid saw me and ran to her very embarrassed father screaming that a monster was chasing her. FML