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By muchsadsocry - 13/01/2017 18:57

Today, my ex of five months posted his one year anniversary with his new girlfriend on Facebook. FML

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icemand90 17

Friday 3 February 2017 16:02

should comment on it that he only broke up with you (or vice versa) 5 months ago. why let the other woman suffer?

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icemand90 17

Friday 3 February 2017 16:02

should comment on it that he only broke up with you (or vice versa) 5 months ago. why let the other woman suffer?

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