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By blackangel1494 - 05/06/2016 00:46 - United States - Madison

Today, my ex called me and wanted to know why we broke up over a year ago. He apparently doesn't remember that he raped me. FML..

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SophieLauren_411 14

Sunday 5 June 2016 11:07

Block the guy on every social media account and his number, otherwise he may try and worm his way back into your life which wouldn't be healthy at all.

hoponpip 20

Wednesday 8 June 2016 17:24

did you report him?

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SophieLauren_411 14

Sunday 5 June 2016 11:07

Block the guy on every social media account and his number, otherwise he may try and worm his way back into your life which wouldn't be healthy at all.

hoponpip 20

Wednesday 8 June 2016 17:24

did you report him?

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