Kids: Today, my evil little ass-goblin of a step sister tried to file... - FML

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By HylianBadger - 04/03/2016 23:56 - United States

Today, my evil little ass-goblin of a step sister tried to file a police report against me stating that I snuck out of the house to burn our neighbor's home down. This might have worked if I hadn't shown proof that I had moved out three years ago. My step mom still believes her over me. Fml

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nephelite 5

Sunday 8 January 2017 0:48

<p>honestly cut her out of your life, what she did is serious. sounds like a pretty toxic person to have around tbh, sorry op x</p>

nephelite 5

Sunday 8 January 2017 0:49

<p>honestly cut her out of your life, what she did is serious. sounds like a pretty toxic person to have around tbh, sorry op x</p>

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nephelite 5

Sunday 8 January 2017 0:48

<p>honestly cut her out of your life, what she did is serious. sounds like a pretty toxic person to have around tbh, sorry op x</p>

nephelite 5

Sunday 8 January 2017 0:49

<p>honestly cut her out of your life, what she did is serious. sounds like a pretty toxic person to have around tbh, sorry op x</p>

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