Intimacy: Today, my entire family saw a picture on my phone of my boyfriend...

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By fbold - 24/01/2016 17:56 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my entire family saw a picture on my phone of my boyfriend wearing nothing but boxers. They all laughed real hard and now they can't stop making jokes about it. FML

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