Health: Today, my dog ran out into the middle of the street. A car was...

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By The_Waffle - 21/05/2016 15:44 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran out into the middle of the street. A car was coming so I ran out to grab my dog. The dog ended up being fine, but I broke my arm and a foot. FML

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ajk168 22

Sunday 22 May 2016 19:24

That's better than losing your dog.

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Monday 23 May 2016 7:10

At least your dog is ok and you know to restrain him a bit better for next time.

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ajk168 22

Sunday 22 May 2016 19:24

That's better than losing your dog.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 7:10

At least your dog is ok and you know to restrain him a bit better for next time.

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