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By Anonymous - 28/03/2016 03:02 - United States - Houston
Today, my dog masturbated in front of my grandmother. Not humping a toy, just using his feet and thrusting. I've taken him to multiple vets, and seen behavioral specialists. Apparently there's nothing wrong with him, he's just horny. Sorry about the carpet, Nana. FML.