Animals: Today, my dog got into next door's garden. This wouldn't be so... - FML

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By OnlySkyrimStays - 19/04/2016 01:57 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, my dog got into next door's garden. This wouldn't be so bad if next door didn't keep chickens. Chickens that are the spawn of Satan that chased my dog into my garden and into the house, spraying chicken shit and shedding feathers everywhere. FML.

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