Animals: Today, my dog ate my watermelon body wash, and now he hasn't... - FML

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By watermelon - 19/05/2016 10:18 - Australia - Keysborough

Today, my dog ate my watermelon body wash, and now he hasn't stopped farting. It smells like poopy watermelon. FML

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aFeeble0ldMan 15

Friday 20 May 2016 4:54

That's one of the funniest FML's I've ever read.

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aFeeble0ldMan 15

Friday 20 May 2016 4:54

That's one of the funniest FML's I've ever read.

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