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By Username / Saturday 12 November 2011 21:42 / United States
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Meant for "her husband"...suuuuuure it was. I wouldn't bother slamming her head in the oven. I've tried that on numerous FML commenters to no avail. I recommend a taser. The spelling isn't better, but at least they're quiet for a few minutes.

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Meant for "her husband"...suuuuuure it was. I wouldn't bother slamming her head in the oven. I've tried that on numerous FML commenters to no avail. I recommend a taser. The spelling isn't better, but at least they're quiet for a few minutes.

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23- I see what you did there. But seriously, terrible spelling makes me want to punch a kitten with a baby. Y U NO SPEL RITE.

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I hate it when people can't spell correctly in messages. Most of the time you can't understand what they're saying because the spelling and grammar is so bad. It makes me lose faith in this generation.

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Aaah! I know I risk being berated by docbastard by commenting on somebody else's picture, but it's so cool to find another doctor who fan!

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97 - Guy: "I'm so ugly, no girls ever like me, I have the sex appeal of a chair." Guy2: " I dunno man, chairs get a lot of ass."

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You can change your number and then only give it to your son. Maybe she will get the hint. Or you could send her a text explaining that you want to slam her head in the oven. If this is a repeat offense then I do not see it as being an accident. I think she does this just to get on your nerves.

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hey Doc ever try a crossbow ? better range:) also just rub it on a colorful frog and the go night night :) OP maybe she wants you and not him

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I like how your pic is a coke bottle, and the one above you is a coke bottle inside someone :P

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Shut up 60. It's clearly NOT a condom, you dumbass. On another note, OP sounds like a possessive and over-protective kind of mother

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Um.. What? How do you get protective out of this? Seems to me that they're getting pissed off at the girl for being a retard. If they want to be over-protective, the whole body goes in the oven.

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Considering the daughter-in-law is married to the OP's son (hence the "in-law" part), I think it is less to do with a phone number confusion (even in this day and age, certain phone numbers should be and are retained despite not having to dial every time a call is made), and more to do with a shared family name. In which case, a simple modification to one of the contacts, meant to distinguish father and son, should do the trick. I have a friend named Richard ____ Jr. whose fathers name

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Sounds like you have some other issues with her (that or a problem controlling your temper) if something as trivial as accidental text messages with poor spelling make you want to "slam her head into the oven". While doing so would put a stop to the texts, a more normal solution would just be to make her aware that you are the one receiving the texts as graciously as you can. She will probably be mortified and more careful when texting in the future.

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