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By sad - 14/07/2013 03:58 - United States - Herndon

Today, my daughter has had a speech and language problem for over the past couple years. Me and my husband were trying to talk as much as possible around her, just so she could pick up words. Now at age 5 she said "Mommy, you talk WAY to much. I think you have a problem." FML

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