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Dad: Must have been one hell of an itch Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell?? ..

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It would be funny if OP walked in on his parents and his dad says "ummm your mum also had an itch"

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Good contribution. And what makes this a classic unless this is a regular occurrence for you.

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29 - That means number 1 got moderated. I've noticed everyone seems to be assuming it was a guy. The "explanation" would've made more sense - and the entire situation been way more awkward (and interesting) - if OP was female O_o

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Think that's bad I was masturbating and playing pokemon (not at the same time and no I wasn't jerking off to Pokemon) and my dad walked in luckily he didnt see ._.

Dad: Must have been one hell of an itch Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell?? ..

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My brother once walked in on me and the first thing I yelled out was "Fuck You" hahaha I don't even know why I said it lol just a reaction.

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#5's response could also be a legitimate reference to the original American Pie. "It's like warm apple pie." *challenge accepted**fucks pie* (Dad walks in) Challenge failed. (miserably)

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