Miscellaneous: Today my dad threatened to take my phone away if I didn't stop...

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By IamHM - 24/06/2016 16:27 - United States - Santa Fe

Today my dad threatened to take my phone away if I didn't stop texting so many guys. I'm a grown ass woman who pays her own bills, and I don't even live with him! FML

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smallandroid 26

Saturday 25 June 2016 2:21

Then he can't take your phone away, and there isn't a problem here?

sazarra 14

Saturday 25 June 2016 8:46

I think the problem here is that her dad thinks he can still control her life, well into her being an adult.

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smallandroid 26

Saturday 25 June 2016 2:21

Then he can't take your phone away, and there isn't a problem here?

sazarra 14

Saturday 25 June 2016 8:46

I think the problem here is that her dad thinks he can still control her life, well into her being an adult.

Elgrin 15

Monday 27 June 2016 23:01

Laugh in his face and text every guy you know in front of him.

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