Miscellaneous: Today, my dad showed up at my front door. I haven't seen him...

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By nioclas_hav - 29/04/2016 06:31 - Ireland

Today, my dad showed up at my front door. I haven't seen him 15 years didn't even know where he was. I don't know he found me or what he is doing but I don't want him here. He won't stop knocking on the door. FML

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73012211 17

Friday 29 April 2016 15:26

Call the police. If you don't want him on your private property, he can't be tbere

tabi11200309 11

Friday 29 April 2016 16:20

Why don't you answer and see what he wants?

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73012211 17

Friday 29 April 2016 15:26

Call the police. If you don't want him on your private property, he can't be tbere

tabi11200309 11

Friday 29 April 2016 16:20

Why don't you answer and see what he wants?

Shade0000 9

Friday 29 April 2016 20:44

Ask him through the door what he wants, if he doesn't tell you or you don't like what you hear, call the police.

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