By wtf dad - 03/03/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 631
You deserved it 2 337

Same thing different taste

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More like f your dad's life for having to stoop so low. FYL. OP

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Whats going to happen when the neighbors notice they're missing a chair and then they see it at your house?

omarzrgz 3
omarzrgz 3

Ohhhhhhhhh! I readi it wrong! xD

Lmfao I wish my dad was that awesome!!

You're a fuc*ed up little turd. You deserve the completed screwed up and dysfunctional life that is headed your way. Your only role in life is to make yourself and everyone you come into contact with miserable and you will never be happy and never enjoy your life. Please never leave Canada.

I'm having a wonderful life. I'm not a f***ed up turd. Why you have issues with Canadians? We are awesome.

This is the funniest thing I have ever read.

maybe he was going to donate it to chairity

perdix 29

Actually, it wasn't a theft because you paid for the chair with cake. There may be some fraud issues because your neighbors did not know that the cake was a payment, not a gift.

Who the hell wouldn't want to trade cake for a chair? It would have to be a recliner with a mini-fridge and rocket thrusters for me to not take that deal!

coopdaddy267 5

Lol sounds like something that would happen in a movie

GoW_Chick 14

A cake for a chair, cake for a chair?! MADNESS, ABSOLUTE MADNESS I SAY!

sounds like something my dad would do.... no wait, he only steals from his own family.... namely his kids and wife

Damn it that's what happened to my deck chair wtf?!