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By fantasyworld - 09/07/2016 00:36

Today, my dad drew a mustache and glasses on a picture I was working on, FML

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Saturday 9 July 2016 17:44

Return the favor on him when he falls asleep

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Saturday 9 July 2016 17:44

Return the favor on him when he falls asleep

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