Animals: Today, my dad brought in fresh strawberries he picked from his... - FML

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By Gagging - 24/05/2016 21:01 - United States - Tullahoma

Today, my dad brought in fresh strawberries he picked from his garden in our backyard. They tasted crisp, sweet, and left me feeling healthy about my diet. That is, until I let my family's dogs outside only to see them urinate all over the strawberry bushes. FML.

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DanaeZee 18

Wednesday 25 May 2016 10:52

But you did wash them before, right? That's what you do with all berries close to earth etc, not only because of animal piss but also because of the fox tapeworm. But yeah, I am glad I don't see the animals around pissing on our berries and vegetables (although of course they do...), it would surely spoil my appetite for the moment,too

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DanaeZee 18

Wednesday 25 May 2016 10:52

But you did wash them before, right? That's what you do with all berries close to earth etc, not only because of animal piss but also because of the fox tapeworm. But yeah, I am glad I don't see the animals around pissing on our berries and vegetables (although of course they do...), it would surely spoil my appetite for the moment,too

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