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Hey, seeing an innocent animal get run over by a car is kind of traumatic, especially if it's the first time you've seen it happen.

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My friend hit a rabbit and rabbit poop went flying into open window of the car next to us and hit the driver in the face... Now THAT is FML worthy... I did laugh a little though.

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Agreed - it's more of an F the rabbit's life... Of course, the rabbit might have a little bit of trouble posting since he's already dead.

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I would have said, in my best announcer voice "...and, Boom, fifteen points to the blue 1996 Rav-4!!! Why did the rabbit cross the Road? Oh, wait, it didn't!"

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how is your life ducked from this? that's like me saying fml an fly died. no just no OP you are lame for making this dumb fml.

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he has probably already made like 20 other rabbits his time was over plus big deal it's a fucking rabbit

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Poor rabbit. We'll always remember him as Mr. Fluffytails. He invented carrot beer, and was loved by every rabbit in every den. He was going to visit his aunt Mrs.Fluffytails Fluffington. He never got there because of that Camry that kept speeding up. Mr. Fluffytails, may you rest in peace.

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Asshole all life is equivelant no one deserves to live more just cause it's a rabbit doesn't mean they're less deserving of life

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hey fluffypants go eat a rabbit or something and chill. I know where you can find one, check route 301, I heard a Camry was by there recently.

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@125 - I think he "loved" every rabbit in every den. And he probably got hit by one of those Priuses with the stuck accelerator. His progeny should sue Toyota.

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haha maybe d rabbit meant to commit suicide?? so maybe it's an fml for d car behind them?? all dat blood n rabbit guts stuck on d car...eewww...hahaha

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um. how is this an FML? it has nothing to do with you other than the fact that you saw the rabbit get hit. if anything it's a FHL. fuck his life. cause it's over.

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lol 179, Rabbit- Today, I tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a car. I had second thoughts right then and as if they heard me they swerved out of the way. as I was walking off the road I got pasted by a semi. FML

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most of these aren't alway FML directed towards them but sometimes something/one else. it's good reading a lot of these because of the stories.

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from rabbits point of view... "I finally got carrots for my starving family when I got hit by a car im at the vet got a big bill and still no carrots for starving family cuz they got ran over. FML" :)

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I really don't see how this is a fml for u it's more for the rabbit: " shit that car almost killed me!!! ......Wait what that noise? *turns around* holy..........*2nd car hits the rabbit* you on the other hand just witnessed an animals death so i'd call it more like bad luck for u.......

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"Today, I just barely missed being run over by a car. I was then promptly run over by another car. I'm a rabbit. FML."

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Lmfao! This is the funniest FML I've read in a while. Why in gods name would a rabbit be on the street. Fuck the rabbits life for not being the dominate species of this planet~

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I agree with #188! this had got to be the fuinniest damn FML I've read in a long time.. If not the FML, it's the comments that make it so funny.. I literally laughed till I peed... (not kidding I just changed my pants before commenting)

Hey, seeing an innocent animal get run over by a car is kind of traumatic, especially if it's the first time you've seen it happen.

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it's not as bad as when I was 11 and started to finally go outside and have to watch my young dog get hit by a semi truck

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it's a fucking rabbit, they get killed in many other cruel ways. You probably don't give a crap if it's a cow I'm guessing...

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