Love: Today, my crush asked me for a date. i said yes and we parted...

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By asperix - 20/04/2016 17:44 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my crush asked me for a date. i said yes and we parted ways. she called me 3 hours later to tell me it was a bet and she lost . she also canceld it and told me that if i told anyone she would kick me in the balls. FML

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