Love: Today, my crush and I decided to climb the roof of his apartment...

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By StarGazer - 26/07/2016 07:30 - Germany

Today, my crush and I decided to climb the roof of his apartment building to look at the stars. I got stuck while trying to squeeze through the scaffolding. FML.

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Anemic_Royalty 7

Thursday 28 July 2016 2:16

I know the feel kid.

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Thursday 28 July 2016 2:16

I know the feel kid.

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