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By anon - 12/03/2016 20:50 - United States

Today, my crazy ex called me a cheating whore and posted an innapropriate video of me that i had no idea existed on two sites, and sent it to my friends and boyfriend. We had been broken up for over a month before i met the new guy, who probably now wants nothing to do with me. FML.

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