Today my coworker who constantly flirts with me was flirting... - FML

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By weratapo - 18/07/2018 21:40 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today my coworker who constantly flirts with me was flirting with me. I flirted back once. I’ve just been called into HR for sexual harassment. Fml.

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chris_lillo 15

Friday 20 July 2018 21:42

It was all a trap!

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chris_lillo 15

Friday 20 July 2018 21:42

It was all a trap!

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