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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 14:41 - United States - San Francisco
Today, my cat slept in my bed the entire afternoon and into the night. I jokingly asked my dad if it was okay to move the cat so I could sleep. He said no. I asked where I was supposed to sleep. He said the floor. FML