Animals: Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the...

By catlover - 20/05/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML

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By Not Helping - 06/07/2022 02:59 - United States - Steele

Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML

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By can't breathe - 22/11/2010 11:33 - Australia

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

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By ciotter - 08/01/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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Today, my cat cracked my phone screen by sneezing on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 00:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML

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By juliasaman - 03/10/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML

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By coleslaw - 03/02/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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By MistofAvalon - 24/04/2020 14:00

Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML

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By WhoNose - 06/11/2016 23:52

Today, the smoke detector in my bedroom malfunctioned and started going off while my cat was asleep on my shoulder. He panicked and deeply lacerated my nose with his claw as he ran off. Blood got everywhere, and to add insult to injury the unit has no removable battery and wouldn't turn off. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:37

Why would you take your cat to the vet for sneezing? Especially for only a morning. Kittys get colds too.

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:19

You can't ever get out of the vet without spending at LEAST $100. Even when there's nothing wrong. Sorry that sucks.

Comments

theluckygirl28 8

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:42

LMAO!!!! That's wayyy funny!! haha

Laciesrenity 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:44

That's ridiculous! it's only $35 for me to take the cat into my vet. Sorry about the airfreshner though that is pretty funny

bonafidehustler 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:45

Okay what's with #10 (12013?) The last three FMLs I've read, he left some stupid comment about his "life f*ckin rocks!" OP: How do you not know the difference between an air freshener and sneezing? Didn't you think it was strange that you never saw your cat sneezing?

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:46

Did you not look at your cat to see if that's where the noise was actually coming from? YDI. You know what they say about fools and their money.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:54

Lol that's hilarious! But WIN, coz i admire someone who attends to their pets immediately and don't let the little "sneezes" get away! Thank you for caring that much, better $150 than saving money to find something out too late!