Money: Today, my car got stolen after parking it on a different street....

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By fmlfreek101 - 30/04/2016 02:48 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my car got stolen after parking it on a different street. After I filed a report and walked home, I got mugged and my phone and wallet were stolen. FML

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kwsunshine 5

Sunday 1 May 2016 1:59

Damn that's a bad day. Sorry you had that happen.

TheRainbowNoob 11

Sunday 1 May 2016 12:50

isn't there a website? or is that just for viewing

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kwsunshine 5

Sunday 1 May 2016 1:59

Damn that's a bad day. Sorry you had that happen.

itsfreakingtacos 11

Sunday 1 May 2016 6:53

You need a f*cking phone to post

TheRainbowNoob 11

Sunday 1 May 2016 12:50

isn't there a website? or is that just for viewing

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