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By ViewsFromThe305 - 17/05/2016 02:53 - United States - Miami

Today, My car broke down on the side of the highway, which resulted in me jumping up and down like a lunatic and waving to upcoming traffic for help because I left my phone at home FML.

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james_logan 19

Tuesday 17 May 2016 23:47

If you're a guy, take off your shirt. some guy might like that and come help you (you should be scared). If you're a girl, same advice...

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james_logan 19

Tuesday 17 May 2016 23:47

If you're a guy, take off your shirt. some guy might like that and come help you (you should be scared). If you're a girl, same advice...

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