Money: Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable...

By fukingtigans - 29/07/2015 15:30 - Croatia - Rupalj

Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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Oddly specific

By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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Thanks for your help

By forgotten - 28/02/2013 00:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By not_dead_yet - 28/06/2009 07:54 - United States

Today, it was my first big time art show. To celebrate I went out to lunch with some people whose work was also there. When we got back, police were everywhere. Someone had broken in and stolen all of the art. All except mine. Even burglars don't want my art. FML

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Bad day

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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Long walk home

By zoe - 15/07/2022 22:00

Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML

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Thursday 30 July 2015 0:13

Do you have security cameras or did they take that too?

chaseafterwind82 29

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:13

'Cowardly Lion Security'

Comments

britbrat237 14

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:45

They had one job.

keiNan_fml 35

Thursday 30 July 2015 4:42

Only one job.

wickedhyype 17

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:46

Lol, "so watching Netflix and sleeping is not apart of punitive security measures?"

ChristinePi 36

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:55

Fire them immediately.

mazinaru 6

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:00

sounds like a certain security company is paying for the losses.

brendejafulable 41

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:01

the security guards are probably the ones who stole the merch.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:05

What *******...get a guard dog a guess

maydayyparade 27

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:21

Some people aren't getting their paycheck today

LycanGod 27

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:33

some "security guards" you have... if they are part of a security company I'm sure you can get back in money from their company what was stolen due to the "fearless" rentacops not doing their job properly