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By LivToFail - 23/01/2016 06:37 - United States - Frisco

Today, my brother who recently experienced a traumatic brain injury, has been refusing to take his meds or go to sleep. Whenever I attempt to carry him or go in his general vicinity, I risk getting kicked in the balls, or punched in other rather uncomfortable places. FML

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