Health: Today, my brother was poking through the bathroom garbage for...

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By men, amirite? - 07/02/2016 00:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my brother was poking through the bathroom garbage for some reason and encountered used feminine hygiene products. He had an anxiety attack over it so my dad gave me shit and grounded me since I'm the only female in the house. FML.

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