Miscellaneous: Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

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Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML

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By jccwell - 23/09/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 18:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By Ethan_18 - 14/12/2012 05:10 - United States

Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 5 August 2009 12:05

Why someone keeps $100 in their coat pocket is beyond me.

teehee520 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 12:15

Go borrow his wallet then.

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suSpence95 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 12:42

Hehe, I moderated this one. Also, I would either A: Make him pay you back. B: Take his XBox and games he bought until he pays you back or C: Break the games.

Naitsi 19

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:00

B and C take the games and sell them:P

kissesinbetween 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 13:19

Make him pay you back!!!

cherlana32 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 13:47

Let this be a lesson to you! Never let your brother borrow your coat with $100 in it. Just in case it ever happens again! (Unlikely.) On a different note: #6 - what is that? I'm always so bad at telling what those are.

Pretty_Tied_Up_fml 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 14:06

I hate to be on of those people who just comes on here to criticize, but who leaves 100 bucks in their pocket?

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 5 August 2009 14:07

Sell his Xbox and games. Any money you make over the 100 bucks give back to him.. it's only fair after all. ;)

iFruit 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 14:10

I. Would. Hurt. Him. Enough said!

Xavier_Andrews 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 14:29

who wears a coat in california in early august? i'm calling bullshit on that.

0___0 9

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:03

It could have been after 5 pm (or after 5 pm when he was going to put on the coat). It starts cooling down around that time in California.

paintballer87 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:07

The funny thing about California is that it doesn't have the same weather north to south. Places like San Francisco are pretty cold year round. You shouldn't assume things you don't know.