Miscellaneous: Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine,...

By jfc, how just how - 19/05/2013 19:56 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well. Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By WhatTheF - 11/07/2016 05:42

Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML

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Property is theft

By mu5icadd1ct - 08/07/2016 13:22

Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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Thanks, "Bro"

By probably on death row soon - 25/12/2015 18:32 - United States - Winter Park

Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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DIY FML

By Anonymous - 03/05/2021 02:02

Today, after spending hundreds of dollars on parts and tools, and hours of research to teach myself how to perform the work, I upgraded my bike. It was also today that I made it 4 blocks from my house on my first ride before I hit a curb and broke my collarbone. FML

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The blame game

By Shattered - 23/11/2022 02:00

Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML

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My little boy

By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 00:30

Today, my 12 year-old son came home with two broken arms after finding an awesome place to ride his bike. He found a sweet jump and his handlebars broke. He's currently in slings and waiting for an appointment with a surgeon, the breaks were so bad, the hospital couldn't reset them. FML

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By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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Ace132 20

Monday 20 May 2013 0:37

Brother of the year!

perdix 29

Monday 20 May 2013 0:44

It's a sign that you both should take up jogging.

Comments

freshko21 6

Monday 20 May 2013 0:55

Tell your brother to stop acting like a sister!

golden_warrior 23

Monday 20 May 2013 1:04

Yes of course! Girls can't ride bikes. Grow up

freshko21 6

Monday 20 May 2013 2:23

Lol well I just thought it would hurt his brother's ego a little bit. Girls can ride bikes just fine.

0ops_i_died 8

Monday 20 May 2013 6:58

What if OP has a wonderful sister that respects his stuff? Then he would want him to start acting like a sister!

freshko21 6

Monday 20 May 2013 20:14

Gosh you guys are so mature these days. What happened to the good old days when machismo was in style?

wvcheesehead1 9

Monday 20 May 2013 1:05

A shame he was not Lance Armstrong's brother... maybe Lance wouldn't have had a reason to juice.

potatomanjr 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 21:54

Are you implying that Lance is the only one who doped? Did you know that they don't have a winner for all of those years because so many people doped? Also Alberto Contador was banned after he was caught doping. Lance isn't the only one who doped, he was just the best doper.