By goddamn chicken subs - 24/03/2016 16:51 - United States

Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML
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nataliewby 25

"Stay tuned as more updates are uncovered in this riveting story. And at seven tonight we tell you why you should never eat shady food. This is OP, channel five news."

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cutycat136 28

I would call her and tell her again. It's one thing to try and fake it to get out of going to school, but if you have to call to tell her again even after she said you had to go to school then it's obviously not something you're faking.

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Comments

taymichele16 15

If your mom won't believe you, go to the nurse and have them call...she'll have to believe you

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EvilKaa 17

This is one of the better, more enjoyably written fmls in recent memory.

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brocho 26

Why is this being down voted? I find it to be very accurate.

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Tomryan279 10

Would you like me to have some food delivered to you.

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janderson416 16

Feel better! Maybe you should get your mom one of those subs?

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Kukironosuke 16

The banner ad on my iPad while reading this FML was Tyson chicken

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h00tzForOsi 20

Banner ads? You lucky bastard i always get the pop ups! FML

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HoboMeth 33

Send a picture that'll teach a lesson

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RedCronos 17

At least you have Fmls to keep you entertained.

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FalloutScrolls 25

FML, we need audio comments so the OP can give us the play by play action. Make it so!

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