By SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! - 01/02/2015 16:17 - United States - Gurnee

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Today, my Breaking Bad-obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks" during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML
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organizse 28

"SAY MY NAME" "SAY. MY. NAME." "Mood killer."

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Fandom's don't belong in the bedroom

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grogers311 20

Haha when I first read this I thought it said your ****** turned into a dessert... I was like "does that really work??!!"

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RobinGoodfellow 47

I think my ovaries shriveled up just reading this. My sympathies.

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

I am definitely getting down voted for this, but that's the worse show ever.

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joeblow6969 5

*Worst. But if you'd spellchecked your statement would still be retarded.

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ToxicTyrael 26

Most people think that it's the "better" show ever.

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RMLrapemylife 14

dissolve him in a barrel of acid..

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WitEluded 13

Look him deep in the eyes and say, "Stay out of my territory." - Season 2, ep10

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codytallica 38

Not sure if he meant this to be funny but in my experience if you think to yourself "that would be funny" during sex it usually isn't.

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thecman25 14

too bad the show ended:(

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