Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend went down on me. it felt amazing and as I... - FML

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By ceecee4u - 14/03/2016 06:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. it felt amazing and as I was climaxing, I accidentally farted. right in his face. he lost his boner. FML

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