By Kayt - 03/10/2011 04:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML
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The_Instigator 11

That damned Rubiks Cube, I've still never solved one.

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yamatelle 19

OP, Rubik's Cubes are like penises. The more you play with them the harder they get.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Some men read books, chop wood, go fishing, etc. when they're trying to think but your boyfriend gets his from eating out. I'd say that's a gift! Give him a difficult math problem next time that's near impossible.

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RedPillSucks 31

She can write "I ****** the answer to 'fermats last theorem'" right over her pubes. Tell him he has to do it 10 times in a row first.

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ColCyclone 17

All he has to do is YouTube it.. I don't think you can YouTube how to get girls to ******. Maybe google..

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godbear 5

its called ask jeeves, he knows all, him or chuck norris

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NoNotTheFace 8

Rubik's cubes are amazing. There was once I was donating blood and I realized that I finally knew of an algorithm to solve the cube. I ran back home to fix it. Only then did I realize I had left a trail of blood behind me and some gay vampire was following me.. forgot his name though. Ed something..

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fthislyfe 22

Ed something is a veggie, It was probably someone else

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fthislyfe 22

BTW did he sparkle?

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yamatelle 19

He's mine, bitch! Get your own man. :D

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yamatelle 19

Pinkfoxxx I was just joking. I hope you didn't take that too seriously. :)

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hannahcorrine 0

It's so hard to solve one! Haha

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Arivien 3

Rubik's cubes are the worst...let us know if the algorithm worked!

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Cinn_fml 22

Rubik's cubes are difficult, and if that's when he has a brainwave, that's when he has a brainwave. :P However, I can imagine it's frustrating, just hope it's a one time thing and forget about it. Or, you know, wait for him to have finished with his algorithm and then get back to business.

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laden_swallow09 34

I don't understand why you're being thumbed down, Cinn…?

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Cinn_fml 22

I wish I really knew, laden_swallow. But I think it's because I'm "uncool" or "unfunny".

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monagro 22

Smart guy, rubix cubes are really difficult to solve if you don't copy someone else's algorithm

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TheSmoothDude 10

That dude needs to get his priorities straight.

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