Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head.... - FML

By honey soy - 29/01/2012 06:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

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By E or - 13/07/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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By Baldy - 07/09/2017 13:00

Today, I was using pre-waxed strips to wax my eyebrows when my parrot investigated by walking through them. He then screamed, flew into my hair, thrashed around, and got stuck. I now have two bald spots and two parrot bites. FML

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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By Username - 13/08/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

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By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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Mauskau 35

Sunday 29 January 2012 12:06

Your boyfriend is a moron.

yahoowizard 16

Sunday 29 January 2012 12:07

Free haircut?

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JRokka850 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 12:39

Haha that's great ....high five to your boyfriend..... And your bald spot

ToxicxKitten 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 12:40

I bet he finds it attractive.

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:16

Oh baby, let me rub your bald spot.

marisadc79 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:02

If my boyfriend was flying a toy helicopter at my head he'd be the one getting knocked out with it. Just saying. Not to mention hello, maturity. Not to say he can't have one, that's all good but flying it at your head, come on.

KeyboardWarrior 10

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:10

Why do people on FML think that any boyfriend who decides to have a little fun is immature? Would you prefer your boyfriend sitting down all day drinking tea (pinkies out), agreeing with everything you say and talking to you only about the weather? Lighten up people. And it's not like he was trying to hurt her. It was a joke.

perdix 29

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:29

Guys find a girl with a landing strip incredibly sexy;)

DrMime 10

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:17

What does she use when she's on her period?!?! A helipad!!!

DrMime 10

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:20

I like the runway better, gives me time for a steady descent

perdix 29

Monday 30 January 2012 0:53

#81, if you've been with a girl on her period, that would be spelled "Hellipad." ;)

SxeDaze 13

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:39

Looks like a sing along might happen... *puts on glasses* What is love!!!!!!!!!!!!

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:43

*also puts on glasses* please baby don't hurt me!!!

giveAchance 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:48

Just draw a H on it and we have ourselves a helipad. But I do feel sorry that must suck.

_mealone_ 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:59

All I cam say... He's too young for you sis ;)

MizuWolf 3

Sunday 29 January 2012 14:02

Wow is your boyfriend ******* 5 years old or what

upyourzlolz 11

Monday 30 January 2012 4:24

Now why would her boyfriend be ******* five year olds?

Voldy_fml 16

Sunday 29 January 2012 14:21

Haha sorry OP but you could easily get revenge by shaving his head while he's sleeping and say "it was an accident" lol

CoolRainbowdash 15

Sunday 29 January 2012 14:31

Your boyfriend is awesome

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