Kids: Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass"...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By Judiee - 28/02/2009 10:52 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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By SocietyToday - 27/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was grocery shopping with my older sister. An elderly couple passed, and the man pointed to my sister, saying, "She LOVES to eat." My sister is 7 months pregnant, and I had to spend the next hour comforting her as she bawled her eyes out because of an off-hand comment from a stranger. FML

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By Big bootay - 28/01/2019 16:00

Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML

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By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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By Fatty1970 - 23/05/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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Friday 31 October 2014 19:09

Kids say the darnedest things

gracehi 31

Friday 31 October 2014 19:11

Prank level: Master.

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willliamfriend 18

Friday 31 October 2014 19:17

That must have been embarrassing! Better teach your boyfriend now to do that

XPhoenixFire 17

Friday 31 October 2014 19:18

I'd be kind of offended if she hasn't called me a "fatass" as well.

devildog562 33

Friday 31 October 2014 19:19

That's funny but totally inappropriate. Nip it in the butt before it gets her in trouble .

Enslaved 36

Friday 31 October 2014 19:24

What if it was meant to be spelt as "Phatass?" :P

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 31 October 2014 19:24

4 year olds are so gullible. that's funny.

ZackFev 6

Friday 31 October 2014 19:25

Turn the script... Tell your daughter something false that'll backfire towards your boyfriend?

wanted_2_want 40

Friday 31 October 2014 20:04

What daughter you speak about?

smudgey_bubbles_ 8

Friday 31 October 2014 19:51

boy, hes a keeper

guitar93cd 8

Friday 31 October 2014 20:00

I'm sorry! When I was little I was at the grocery store with my mom and my sister. And my sister pointed at a black person and loudly said "mom why do they call them black people? They're brown".