Love: Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time and... - FML

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By mojo1108 - 02/05/2016 08:27 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time and I said it back, only then to realize he was saying it to my dog.

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andrmac 25

Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:06

Aww it's just puppy love!

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andrmac 25

Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:06

Aww it's just puppy love!

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